Ingredients: 

Dog stuffed animal that you stole from her
2 Wii Remotes
Mario Kart Wii Game
A recording Ipad 
Plenty of time to run away
An older sister
A safe location

Instructions:

1. Wake up and choose chaos.
2. Grab your stuffed animal that you now claim as yours.
3. Go to your sister and ask to play together on the wii.
4. Convince your sister to set up an ipad to record the both of you playing.
5. Distribute the two Wii Remotes and put on Mario Kart.
6. Completely demolish the competition, you should notice a tang of frustration from your sister.
7. Take your stuffed animal that you brought and wack her with it, be weary of anger building up.
8. Once the anger is blaring, you should now give yourself time to run away and find a safe location.
9. Success, be on guard for revenge.